Sneezbanitch the Philosopher

Sneezbanitch was a noted Philosopher during the Weirdful Mess period of Poorthwart. He is best remembered for two separate declarations he made, both of which have become enshrined in popular culture:

Hark There! Fresh Days!
The popular Poorthwart salutation of "Hark There! Fresh Days!" is attributed to an exclamation Sneezbanitch made during a 7-year period of the Weirdful Mess in which, due to a printing strike, all citizens of Poorthwart were forced to continually reuse their wall calendars, in essence reliving the same year over and over again. When the stalemate was broken, new calendars were shipped, and Sneezbanitch made this exclamation after opening his mail.

The Irritant Yurt Constellation
Sneezbanitch was noted for holding lavish parties at night, during which he would prune fig trees in his garden. Multiple sources attest that during one such party, he happened to gaze at a then-unimportant cluster of stars in the night sky, and declare, "That looks like a Yurt! How irritating!". He immediately dropped dead out of spite. (Presumably, the party guests consumed the figs all the same).