Tutor Milk

Tutor Milk is the wisest Anchorite on Level 4 of Poorthwart, and one of the overall wisest and most-respected of the Anchorites.

Exterior
Tutor Milk has the conventional shape of an Anchorite, but wears a headband with the word 'MILK' on it, partially covered by a round turban. He has a large curly mustache. His bottom area's appearance can change dramatically, ranging from being blank, to featuring doors, to having a coat jacket, suit and tie (his first appearance).

Interior
Tutor Milk is the first Anchorite entered in the series, and like the vast majority of Anchorites, his interior consists of "a great atrium, empty save for light furniture, staircases, a piece of art. Here and there, there are doors. And it is these doors which pitch one into the wanderings of the other worlds." It is also noted that the precise order of the layout changes every time you enter the Anchorite.

For his chosen piece of art, Tutor Milk has a massive oil painting of St. Cremerience's victory at the Battle of Dorthnoll Bridge.

Earliest Days
Like all beings that have lived since the Earliest Days, Tutor Milk has no memory of the time prior to the Weirdful Mess. He was present at the first-ever Great Wobbly Circle.

Middle Days
Tutor Milk was the chief military strategist in the Battle of Weirdly Waves, in which the Anchorites and several Titans scored a decisive victory over the Sea of Ships and Carnival Weep.

Present Day
Tutor Milk is a key character in Poorthwart: The Cataclysm, and is the chief strategist behind the Anchorites' campaign to trick the Weep into expanding to cylinders on Level 3.