Anchorite Who Was Largely No More

The Anchorite Who Was Largely No More is an Anchorite who was thought to be the first Anchorite to suffer death. He appeared in Poorthwart: The Cataclysm, and it was eventually shown that he was still very much alive.

Description
The Anchorite is missing all of his left side, and his right side to just above the bottom of his eyelid. He still bears scorching from the fire that destroyed him.

History
He was the head guru of the needles of Poorthwart, and when he failed to protect them from abduction by the forces of Carnival Weep, the remaining needles set fire to him in anger. He did not speak again until the Great Wobbly Circle, during which he recited a poem that was a lead-in to his new vocation: carpet sales. Due to the persistent desire of all Anchorites for new carpets, he made a fortune (while also selling Tyco Brahe new carpets for his summer cottage).

While it is never specified where this Anchorite is actually located, it is certainly on one of the Levels of Poorthwart.