Fillygleamus and Donzerbane

Fillygleamus and Donzerbane are the protagonists of a romantic myth told in Poorthwart. They were both stacks of stone who came to life, and fell in love with zinc lodes they detected as being inside one another. They both dashed themselves to pieces trying to reach the core of the other, and died on the spot. Tyco Brahe crafted a stained glass window in the shape of a man, with their story written on the panes, as a turn in Weirdly Spears versus the Admiral.